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Bewerbungsfoto mit Bügelbrett - die größten Bewerber-Pannen

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Mancher Bewerbungspatzer kann ganz schön peinlich werden.

Mancher Bewerbungspatzer kann ganz schön peinlich werden.

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Essen.  Eigentlich sollte der gesunde Menschenverstand völlig ausreichen, um eine anständige Bewerbung zu schreiben. Eigentlich. Denn manch ein Bewerber verhält sich bei seiner Bewerbung, als ob er alles tun würde um den ausgeschriebenen Job nicht zu bekommen. Das fängt schon beim Anschreiben an.

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Das Zwei-Satz-Anschreiben

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Bewerbungsfoto mit Bügelbrett

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Uniformen oder bauchnabelfrei - falsche Outfits 

Der Klassiker: Partyfotos bei Facebook

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In der Star-Trek-Uniform zum Gespräch

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Zickige Bewerber und klingelnde Handys 

Der Anruf von Mutter

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Den Personaler mit Gegenfragen nerven

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Übertriebenes Eigenlob

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Prahlen mit der Kanzlerin 

Promis helfen nicht immer

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