Sebastian 23: „Bei Angst werden Menschen dumm wie Leguane“
Maren Schürmann

In Denkerpose: Sebastian 23 steht trotzdem zu seinen Dummheiten.
Foto: Henriette Becht
Bochum. Nicht nur in der Corona-Krise setzt mal der Verstand aus. Ein Gespräch mit Philosoph und Poetry-Slammer Sebastian 23 über sein Buch zur Dummheit.
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